Aside from being the year of the sexy beast, this is also the year of the baby kittie. Chinese calendar be damned! If you were born in this year you are a cute ball of fuzz that can potentially puncture skin with your razor sharp teeth. Though not fatal, the wound will itch like crazy for at least an hour.
I went hiking today and discovered that an ass can in fact freeze, as mine did. I though that was the only part that had untill I got home and realized I was talking like a drunk hobo because my mouth had frozen as well. (note to self. next time I need to appear drunk..........)
Im thinking about writing online reviews for products that Ive never used. This will make me seem smart to people who read reviews and people that I tell about the reviews Ive written......or will it ? Mostly I just want to tell people that I write reviews.

2008 I will kick your Arse if you mess with me!!!

OK its 2008 . Nough said ???? BArring a life threatening disease or a natural disaster there is no way that 2008 can be worse than 2007. That being said Ill move on and try not dwell or jinx myself by talking about diseases and natural disasters. Dang it too late !
Oh well, this year is the year of the sexy beast. (me that is ) what ? whos a sexy beast ?.........This blog is my new years resolution. And to the 1.5 people that will glance at it for 1.5 seconds, Hello and welcome.
Here is my list of resolutions for the next 365 days of awesome radness.
1. I will finally start admitting to people that, Yes, I am tougher than most predatory animals.(especialy certain jungle cats, you know who you are) Due to an overactive humility gland located in my perfectly shaped bicepts I was not previously disposed to such braggadocio. (theres a 50% chance I made that last word up)
2. I have scurvy.... Oh wait this is resolutions not confessions.
3. I will change my socks at least 6 times a day which I realise seems a bit excessive and unnecassary...... It is.
4. I will try extra hard not to make fun of my brother in law Dustin for liking the white chocolate Kit Kats more than the regular ones.

5. I will finally stop talking about a weasle farm and get to it and build the weasle farm of my dreams.